For the LOONIES

Yez guyz! Thez are my favorite loonies! Not in order ofcourse, I love them all the same.

Sylvester, I love him whenever he say’s the line “suffering sufficat” or somethin’ like that whilst his saliva’s splashing everywhere. hahaha Read More…

Je veux ton amour!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance Read More…

Do You Know?

Which of the following videos is more somewhat, somehow, medyo medyo correct in story telling lies?  Hmmmm?

Japanese Story:

Is this more likely to be the real story? Or this? Read More…

Thank You for A Fairy Tale

~You are entering the the fairy tale land, Welcome!~

THANK YOU. To an unknown, silent friend.

THANK YOU. To a fairy godmother who’s given a fairy tale a second chance.

THANK YOU. Although unsaid, THANK YOU.

We might be living in the real world but will be still trying to hold on to a fairy tale :-)   Thank you fairygodmother. Thank you.

~You are leaving fairy tale land. Thank you!~

Chuk chak chenes!

At dahil sa alamat ng chovaloo, nahawa ako. hahaha. eto mga sisterettes ang na find ko. i learned a lot from this and still learning. ggrrr! gosh! it’s so difficult the language ha. but i’m loving it! haha.

Eto ang translations. Enjoyfulness!

Song Title: Bubuka Ang Bulaklak ~ Group of kids forming a circle that opens and close like a flower, then one person (the “queen”) would go in the circle would dance to the tune of boom tiyaya

Bubukesh and floweret ~ Bubuka ang bulaklak (the flower will open)
Jojosok ang reynabelz ~ Papasok ang reyna (the queen will enter)
Shochurva ang chacha ~ Sasayaw ng chacha (she willl dance chacha)
Pa jempot jempot fah ~ Pa kembot kembot pa (with swinging hips)
Boom tiyayavush chenes ~ Boom ti yah yah

Song Title: Pen Pen de Sarapen ~ Rhyming chant like eenie meenie miney mo
Pen pen de chorvaloo ~ Pen pen de sarapen
De kemerloo de eklavoo ~ De kutsilyo, de almasen (kutsilyo=knife, almasen=warehouse)
Hao hao de chenelyn de big yuten ~ Haw, haw de karabaw de batuten (karabaw=water buffalo, batuten=stinky)
Sfriti dapat iipit ~ Sipit namimilipit (claws that pinch)
Goldness filak chumochorva ~ Ginto`t pilak namumulaklak (gold and silver flourishing)
Sa tabi ng chenes ~ Sa tabi ng dagat (next to the sea)
Shoyang fula, talong na fula ~ Sayang pula, tatlong pera (red skirt, three pesos)
Shoyang fute, talong na mafute ~ Sayang puti, tatlong salapi (white skirt, three pesos)
Chuk chak chenes, namo uz ek ~ Sawsaw sa suka, mahuli ay taya (dip in vinegar, last is out)

Song Title: Tagu-taguan (hide and seek)
Shogu-shoguan ~ Tagu-taguan (hide and seek)
Ning ning galore ang buwan ~ Kabilugan ng buwan (fullmoon)
Pagcounting ng krompu ~ Pagbilang ng sampu (after i count to ten)
Naka-shogu na kayey ~ Nakatago na kayo (you’re already hidden)
Jisa ~ isa (one)
Krolawa ~ dalawa (two)
Shotlo ~ tatlo (three)
Kyopat ~ apat (four)
Jima ~ lima (five)
Kyonim ~ anim (six)
Nyotert ~ pito (seven)
Walochi ~ walo (eight)
Syamert ~ siyam (nine)
Krompu ~ sampu t(en)
Mga beki, andetrax na si atashi ~ Mga bata, andyan na ako! (kids, I’m coming!)

o dava? mga sisterettes, bavuh na! awww! ~naloka ang lolalu!~

*thanks sa fil gay lingo where i found these words first. :-)

Madness!

 Yes folks! This is what’s outside my window when i woke up this morning! Snow in this part of England? Impossible! It hasn’t snowed in 13 years! And now what is this, a blizzard? WOW!

I was so excited! I need to get out!

I grabbed my dressing gown, went to the bathroom, had a quick shower, got dressed and went outside! OOOOPPPPSS! FORGOT MY COAT! NGAK! It was freezing! (Specially without a coat!) Quickly, I got inside, got my coat then came out again.

Everything is white, and COLD! No one can be seen outside, it’s like a ghost town! Oh well… I thought I’d better just stay in the drive way and just make something out of the snow. Snowman? It’ll be my first, but no, too boring. So I started making some figures… these are what I made… Read More…

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Huli man daw at magaling, huli pa rin! HAHAHA. Kahit na! Atleast nakabati pa rin diba? hehehe….

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!!

 

How’s Your New Year?

Mine?

Here’s how it went.

December 31, 2009

Day Off, Woke up at about 6am. Stayed in bed till half past nine. Realised I need to do some washing. Got Dirty clothes out and washed. Phone rang, not for me, phone rang again, still not for me. Went to the internet chatted with love one(s) hehehe… Phone rang … my friend picked it up, talk… talk… talk… (I can hear her voice you see). She hanged the phone… “YOU’RE GOING TO BE PICKED UP AT HALF PAST TWELVE BY AUNTIE MELY!” she shouted. I phone Ate Mel back, I didn’t know what the plan was. I was invited for lunch and tea (dinner), then over night with her family so I can spend New Year’s Eve with them… Very good… YEY!

I got ready, packed my clothes and everything else that I’ll need including my working clothes for the next day. (Yes! May pasok ako ng New Year! Leche! ~di bale extra pay din yon. wahehehe~) Excited ako!

Balik sa computer chat some more… Half past twelve went, the phone didn’t ring… Tawag ang lola mo… talk…talk..talk…bye…hang. So, she’ll be late, naharang ng business, ok lang. Parang instant genie, si mudra kong puti umakyat hinatdan ako ng soup! waheheh. swirte! thank you mudra… :-D

Half past one, the phone rang. Ate mel is waiting outside the door! skyerda ang lola mo! Kuha si bag takbo! hahaha. naiwan ang tutbras! balik!

Opened the door, beso beso, aplang sa car. FREEZING sa labas. Drive…drive…habang chumichika. kwento…kwento… STOP! Me work daw sa restaurant? Ulit uli po? yes, if  i want to work daw? TONIGHT? Ofcourse YES! Baliw! New Years Eve? magwowork ng gabi? hahaha… YES!

Got to ate Mely’s, GREETINGS PEOPLE OF THE HOUSEHOLD! Uy! me gift sa akin! Huli man daw at magaling, me gift pa rin hahaha, and one is from the baby! :-D Unwrap the wrapper! daliiiii! WOW! Fat Face! A set of gloves and hat! Thank you, thank you very much! Yong isa Dali!!!! Binuklat ang bag, WOW again! a green top! very nice! Muka akong si-sexy sa top! I Hope! Thank you, thank you again! Pinaupo kami sa dining table… Eat… eat… eat… talk…laugh… etc…etc… until the dinner is finished.

Ginamit ko ang tutbras, then i sat on the sofa with everyone… nagkatitigan…nagkatulugan??? Ano ba yan! hahaha! HAPPY NEW YEAR! HELLO! HAHAHA.

6pm, we have to go for work… first time mag part time… excited ang lola nyong maging tiga…hahaha…

Natapos ang work, me bitbit ng kung ano anong foods. Compliments of the chef and the owner. :-D green curry, noodles, rice and BBQ pork. Yum!hehehe.

Out of the place… half past eleven, got in the car… BROOOMM… BROOM… still in the car, chat, talk, chat, talk. MIDNIGHT! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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IT’S BEHIND YOU!

Yes! she’s back and she’s behind you. I’m afraid I cannot tell my stories  about what happened during my holiday in the Philippines and Hang Kang because…. I don’t feel like it! It’s so luma na! hahaha.

Anyway,  I’m back here in England to do my ever complicated job.  HAHAHA. Recently, I watched a pantomime in Dartmouth Flavel, I have never seen one before and I was so very excited. My English colleages and companions were more excited than I am mind you, which facinated me. They have seen pantomimes every single Christmas Season and there they were as excited as ever.

We entered the theatre, I was lucky my seat was in the front. :-D Bargain! We waited for the opening of the curtain while we chatted and ate crisps. There were grandparents, parents, children, grandchildren, great grandchildren to see the show. Everybody was cheerful and happy (and shouting!) letching mga bata me umaatungal pa sa iyak e bat ba naman pati baby na naka pram pa e kasama sa panonood? EWAN!

The curtain was raised and the performers entered. Ala! e hagalpakan na ng tawa! E comedy pala e. And I am ofcourse, demure! HAHAHA sila kasi walang panyo na pantakip ng bunganga nila sa pagtawa ako naman e meron. HAHAHA ulit. The panto was about Robin Hood (played by the Dartmouth players) http://www.theflavel.org.uk/index.php?cmd=Event&r=_345 and all about Dame Goodbody! My favorite character in that pantomime. I guess she’s the funniest of them all. The audience paticipated well especially the children, they made everything more funny, especially when it was time to say, IT’S BEHIND YOU! The character will hve something or someone scary behind him or something that will startle him, the audience will say “behind you!” the character will look round to see whatever is behind, the thing or someone behind him will follow him round therefore the character won’t see still. In Robin Hood, Dame Goodbody, Robin Hood’s mother supposedly, has a ghoul behind her… the children were screaming! I was in tears, with laughter! Indeed it was an experience, perhaps I shall have a habit of going to the panto every Christmas Season, I hear next time will be Knights of the Round Table. HAHAHA.

Eto, sample! FREE LAUGHTER!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!Enjoy! 

P.S. (Pahabol Sana :-D ) Libre biscuits and ice cream sa intermission. HAHAHA. Sakit nga lang ng trot ko kaya di ako nakakain. Sayang! Never mind, di ko type mangatog paglabas ng Flavel! Negative kaya ang temperature! Sila nag Ice Cream pa! letche! Kainggit! hahaha.

ABA! WHAT HAPPENED HERE NGA BA?

Hay ateng! eto ang istorya at makpigil hiningang salaysay kung bakit biglang naglaho ng parang bula ang tagapagsulat dito…

Chi, paumanhin ha?di ko na kasi mapigilan ang sarili ko kawawa naman kasi etong pahina mo, nalulungkot ako, kaya teyk uber muna ako ha? ikwento ko lang nangari sa buhay mo – Charing! hindi, baka habulin mo ko ng dos por dos…hahaha. Nagmamahal, ang iyong konsyensa de panulat na walang konsyensya, mabulaklak na dila. :-D

Setyembre noon, ang manunulat ay Emo sa kadahilanang…(di ko syempre sasabihin, ano kayo sineswerte? hahaha) kaya’t ayon, puro tulang makalaglag puso ang naisulat, folks, pansin nyo?

Oktubre, wala pa ring pumapasok sa kokote nya kaya naisipang mag empake at walang pakeng umuwi ng pinas! ang letsi di ako isinama!

Ano pa’t tumatawag naman sa akin at tuloy ang istorya ng mga happenings nya! litsi! nang inggit pa!

unang linggo, naglamyerda, kung saan saang lupalop nakarating ang lola nyo. Kinita ang kung sino sinong importante daw kitain. Ano daw? Nosi ba lasi? hayz…

ikalwang linggo, tumawag ang bruha, tinopak at lumipad bitbit ang family nya na pinagsiksikan sa maleta nya patungong hongkong. Ang bae! nag lamyerda ng isang linggo don, inallergy tuloy at binutlig! hahaha. tawa ko lang. yan kasi alam ng  maselan di pa nag ingat. Buti nga! di kasi ako isinama.

ikatlong linggo, bumalik ng pinas… kinati ata ng sobra kya kinailangang maligo sa bayabas. hahaha.

ikapat na linggo, tuloy ang lamyerda.

ikalimang linggo, naalala ang trabaho wala na kasing cash! hahaha… nag empake at lumipad pauwi… nobyembre na non.

nang makarating sa london, tutula, nag kaletse letse kasi ang flight, me naaresto pang dalwang arabs na kasakay nya. ala! di ba kakakutob? katakot, kung ako yon, nginig ako!

dumaan pa ang isang liggo, tulala pa rin at Emo pa (alala kasi ang pinas, dami kasing mangga at budin don) kya di pa rin makapagsulat.

heto ngayon ako, pumapapel dahil nasasawa na ako sa lumang post ni ondoy! so ayan! yan ang istorya…

Sandali, bubulabugin ko si Chi at pipiliting magkwento sa tin tungkol sa mga lamyerda nya. Wish ko lang…

Ayan ha… me bago na ditong post, thank God!